![]() CHERYL/CAROL (O.S.): Unlike you who totally sucks obviously! choppersaurus? Gue it doesn't suck to be a billionaire, huh?ĬECIL: Probably not, but Cheryl and I split our parents' estate, so technically I'm only worth five hundred million. C'mon, beloved illustrator of "Gnomes"? Jesus, read a coffee table book! ARCHER (O.S.): Wow, you own an island, an undersea laboratory, and this. I believe you're in need of some a istance?ĪRCHER: (chuckling) Yeah, RienPoortvliet just called, he wants you to pose for him. Archer will see you now.ĬECIL: Thank you, Cheryl, I - CHERYL/CAROL: Rrraaaghh! I hate you!ĬECIL: Hello, I'm Cecil Tunt. So we are going to beat the Ru ians.ĪRCHER: Give it up, folks! Mike Eruzione! LANA Well - shut up - since Krieger doesn't have a submersible hidden in his lab.ĪRCHER: Then how are we supposed to beat anybody to a hydrogen bomb, under two-point-two-seven leagues of water?!ĬHERYL/CAROL: Oh my Jesus God damn alright already!ĬHERYL/CAROL: Please, I know you were talking loud so I'd hear you, so whatever, but we're not speaking so if you want a deep submergence whatever you can talk to my stupid gro brother Cecil! Who, by the way, is here to see you. MALORY: It's a figure of speech, like "shut your hatch," because my point was, the Ru ians will beat them to it. Steaming toward it - ARCHER: They don't actually steam anymore, Mother. The Ru ians have one in the North Atlantic, so if they hear about the wreck and start The only American DSV is here, in the Pacific. MALORY: So recovering the bomb requires a deep submergence vehicle. MALORY: The B-52 is on the ocean floor here, at a depth of eight thousand feet.ĪRCHER: or thirteen hundred thirty-three fathoms. Semantics, whatever, this is - CYRIL: Treason? MALORY: A huge opportunity for ISIS! Or the Ru ians. MALORY: No, not ransom it, Cyril, we're -look, government in exchange for a huge reward! Because the B-52 was -ĪRCHER: In the middle of the Bermuda Triangle, is this about the Bermuda Triangle, because that's my fourth biggest fear!ĮVERYBODY: Ohhhh! MALORY: Which ISIS. ![]() I was thinking Bahamas.ĪRCHER: Same answer, Why not? It's how we got the Virgin Islands.ĬYRIL: Actually, the United States bought the Virgin Islands from Denmark.ĪRCHER: Yes. MALORY: Last night, an Air Force B-52 bomber crashed off the coast of Bermuda!ĪRCHER: Well it's about frickin time! What, we're we not bombing them in advance of an amphibious invasion?ĪRCHER: Ah, Bermuda. LANA: Yeah, if you're done yelling at me for no reason. MALORY: My mother, and before you make some snotty comment, yes I have a mother, do you want to hear my news or not?! ![]() MALORY(O.S.): Hurry, hurry, sit down, come in! I have the most fantastic news!
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